bitch-about-it:

My sister forgot how to say “turn up the volume” so she said “zoom in on the sound”

WE’VE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

commanderpigg:

in what world is this a good idea

the-oncoming-automaton:

mechanical-mustache:

thatblackrobot:

mewtwo870:

You find yourself in a dark, dangerous and deeply wooded area. You have no weapons, tools and no communication devices. You happen upon your icon. How fucked are you?

OH MY GOD

Have fun friendo

i think i’ll be ok, he’s a 7ft metal baby

kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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thranduilings:

when you’re anxious about stuff but you can’t talk about it with anyone bc it’s awkwardly personal

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ven0moth:

i hate it when u sharpen ur pencil hella sharp and then right when u put pressure on it, it breaks like wtf pencil do ur job

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

missbrostrider:

This fucking photo ruined my life whenever I think about it I burst out laughing I have gotten so many detentions cause of this fucking cat duckface monster

unwoundghost:

mylovewillflow:

oh my god this is beautiful

The artist has a few other really lovely comics! I’ve added a source so you can see them.

r3d1sth3b3stcolor:

falcon-knight:

ok STORYTIME

my mom gave me this gift for my birthday

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at first i was like

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please don’t tell me it’s a sex toy

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but then i was like

oh it’s a necklace in which you can put a special pearl

and i-

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make a wish?

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i think i just became a magical girl.

coolest fucking gift ever

hamburgurl:

I’m like 25% funny and 85% bad at math

jeza-red:

hollowistheworld:

The worst kind of writer’s block is the kind where you know what’s going to happen and how it’s going to happen and everything other single detail but for fuck’s sake, it won’t turn into words.

o god yes
this

THIS

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick

wolverhamperton:

daves-applejuice:

sextuhsy:

Coral blue number 2 semi-gloss lipstick