bigeyesandstarrynights:

that was the best thing I have read in about 10 years.

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

halfbakedpoet:

And here we see a majestic wild mop without a handle frolicking on a beach…

kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go

kingmunsterxvii:

stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…

There he go

leninhead:

help

leninhead:

help

the-fantastic-chimichanga:

Does anyone else have that OTP where person A can be shipped with literally anyone and you’d enjoy it but the second you see person B with anyone else you cringe?

spookumber:

when the smash game is lagging but you keep playing anyway so you dont get penalized

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scrapes:

prettynaturally:

yung-obama:

"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"

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Thank you 🌞

SHE JUST GOT GOOD MAKEUP ARTISTS HAG ASS HATERS

snaileggs:

This week on finding home stuck at goodwill

snaileggs:

This week on finding home stuck at goodwill

willmelon:

oh jesus christ

i asked this custom hat-maker for a nepeta hat, using the following picture as a reference

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today i got a picture of the finished hat

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you were so close

Friend : I broke up with him
Me : You did the right thing . he was an asshole
Friend : We are back together
Me : Well done,i am so happy for you , he is such a nice guy.
stuartsometimes:

I warned you

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

ebrodevo:

INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE PEOPLE who are simultaneously GIANT DORKS are my ULTIMATE WEAKNESS

professorprof:

what the fuck even was this episode